Evan Tatham

I love DADDY Evan so much! I want him in my life forever
Evan Tatham is very beautiful
by Charlie Tatham November 24, 2021
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Jamie Evans

Used for describing how much Jamie loves Aidan
Wow, I also Jamie Evans
by loljamielovesaidan November 24, 2020
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Julian evans

A camp maths teacher who likes to hand out oranges and over pronounce his words
Julian evans is such a great teacher
by totallygaymaddy March 08, 2021
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Joseph Evans

Joseph Evans the fucking man! He never gives up. Joseph Evans is rich, and not normally an alcoholic.
Joseph Evans the best person I know.
by Anonymous1237187123 January 01, 2021
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Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'

The act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. What he doesn't know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.
Christa: I'm so ef-ing upset right now!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!
by ScrattyNeonblind January 02, 2011
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Claire Evans

The porn name of an ex pornstar that was dubbed "The Giggliest Girl in Porn" by crude porn humor website Efukt. Some other girl, not nearly as cute as the original Claire, tried to take that name after Claire retired. That intruder she was quickly forgotten, unlike Claire who is considered a porn leyend by connoisseurs.

She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.
Claire Evans: "I really like cum".
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!
by Chico chico chico June 05, 2023
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