Schrodinger's Douchebag

When someone makes a bigoted comment (Racist, Homophobic, etc) and tries to play it off as a joke after realizing the joke didn't land and it isn't the right crowd.

Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag, Clav): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."

Guy 2: "No, he's not."

Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*

Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."

Guy 1: "Oh."

Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."

Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."

(Later that day)

Guy 2: "Clav really tried to Schrodinger's Douchebag his way out of that one. We should stop talking to him."

by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025

Schrodinger's douchebag

Someone who has a bad take and then makes an excuse of it being either a joke or ragebait based on the audience's reaction.

Anthony: I think Minecraft is overrated.
Trevor: Dude tf you mean. Minecraft is one of the best games ever made
Anthony: I-I was just joking!!/Haha! You just got ragebaited!
Harry: Anthony is such a Schrodinger's douchebag

by appleapple_1 December 21, 2025

deuchebaggery

Adjective: the way Brett Favre acts at the beginning of every season

Brett has started his deuchebaggery again. When will he ever grow up and act like a man.

by diction67 August 4, 2010

douchbagery

Actions taken that hurt or harm others while enriching oneself.

More douchbagery from a sociopath corperation. Some McDonald's locations around the country are experimenting with paying employees using preloaded Visa debit cards. Now instead of getting a paycheck employees are charged by Visa each time they access their money. Bet they have are getting some kind of kickback from Visa.

by Zuluspice September 7, 2013

Douchbaggers

A person who's body movements makes you think he has assburgers, but you find out he's just a douchebag who flails his arms around and his eyes going both ways.

" hey Kyle, don't make fun of that guy, he's got douchbaggers".

by Jrodjerkins March 14, 2017

Douchbaggery

Knowingly transferring STDs to a person

Did you hear bob had sex with Jill and didn’t tell her he had chlamydia? - yeah that was douchbaggery

by Ubkjvfh cdetgoo November 28, 2017

Douchbag

Someone who has money and used it to buy luxury stuff and show off..also most of the times he’s handsome, actually some of the times but the person in the examples is alright ... sorry

For example: Mohy aka mohammed Mohy is a douchbag
(But at least you have feelings)

by Mohy aka rich guy November 7, 2018