Pot dog

A drug sniffing dog, commonly used for finding drugs in school lockers.

Dan: I heard the pot dogs are coming to our school today! I hope they don't find the weed in my locker.

Jim: You're screwed! Haha

by Hot as ice! April 21, 2010

Beat the dog

A slang term used to define an act of sexual self-gratification.
To masturbate (male).
Similar to the following:
* wank
* jerk off
* pull the pud
* bash the bishop
* choke the chicken
* milk the cow
* spank the monkey

My mother told me if I beat the dog one more time she's going to cut it off.

My girlfriend caught me beating the dog and decided to join in.

by FluffyDef December 9, 2011

Weak Dog

Someone who is weak, useless, and all round pathetic

Weak dog!

Matt is such a weak dog!

What a weak dog!

by t-Rav004 October 23, 2009

fo dog

A 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor.
Although it can be applied to a 40 ounce bottle of beer.

Pick me up a fo dog at the packy.

by Fick September 7, 2004

e-dog

A term, often used pejoratively, to describe enlisted personnel of the armed forces. Most commonly used by pretentious junior officers to put down hard working enlisted sailors, soldiers, airmen and Marines.

Living next to the base would be extremely distasteful to the arrogant junior officer, as he would not want to associate with the e-dogs.

by Beer Sailor August 1, 2009

Bitch dog

A small, over-groomed, and spoiled dog which often times is adorned with sweaters, bows, hat, or other outfits, usually adopted for its cuteness by actresses, materialistic and or wealthy women, socialites, heiresses, or gay men. Dogs of this type easily fit into a purse or other type of handbag for easy carrying (often times because walking the dog would be too much work either due to the dog's tiny size or the owner's laziness). Another important criterion for these are that the same adjectives used to describe the dog usually can be used to describe the owner (i.e. spoiled, bratty, lazy, stupid, rich).

"Did you see Paris Hilton's new dog? It's a cute little Yorkshire Terrier dressed as a sailor that can fit right in her purse! It's so cool!"
"That thing's not cool, it's a total bitch dog."

by Demarkus117 July 29, 2009

Dog's bollocks

UK slang meaning "the best".

If something "takes a lot of licking", it is the best. Dogs are always licking their bollocks, therefore "dog's bollocks" take a lot of licking. So "The dog's bollocks" is the best.

My new mobile phone has MP3, MP4, 6 megapixel camera, bluetooth and WAP. It's the dog's bollocks.

by Buggle December 30, 2007