whale dick

a beefy penis

amanda, your being a whale dick right now.

by Amanda116 February 15, 2009

mixing dicks

Self-deprecating term used to describe hanging out with the boys as if by choice when you'd rather be interacting with the opposite sex.

"What did you guys do this weekend?"
"Mixed dicks."
(Mixed dicks pt. of mixing dicks)

by You3 February 3, 2009

nigger dicks

term used to describe when bananas get old, mushy, and black.

o dude throw these damn nigger dicks away

by DroGotMahEyezLow June 21, 2010

Urban Dicks

One who uses Urban Dictionary to rant about there ideals.

One who has to project their ideas on to everybody in any way possible.

Don't look up any political figures on Urban Dictionary, or you'll just get definitions by Urban Dicks.

by Mcwilliams;) February 7, 2010

dick gnats

Obnoxious gnats that swarm around a male dog's dick during the warmer months. Entomologists theorize they are attracted to the salt contained in the piss crystals matted in the dog's dick fur.

You reckon the reason dogs lick their dicks is to get the dick gnats off their peter??

by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011

dick eating

when somebody is extra hype about with you're doing, someone is copying off of you

"Keisha went and got those sneakers I got yesterday...She dick eating."

also see: dick eater

by Isatta July 23, 2004

Dick Cheney

The man calling the shots underground while he is kept alive by 10 million dollars worth of machines (paid for by the taxpayers) for the sole purpose of screwing over the world.

Dick Cheney is an evil genius who only looks out for Dick Cheney.

by Dems_Rule February 25, 2004