by RealNiggaaa69 June 29, 2019
by Oilymen November 30, 2023
A coffee buddy is someone who you like to go drink coffee with. They are very common. So common to the point where everyone has at least one in their lives. The best thing is that there could be any gender combination. There are male-male coffee buddies, female-male coffee buddies, and female-female coffee buddies. Good qualities to have in one are someone who likes coffee, duh, and someone with who you can have good conversations.
B- Hey I saw Jess today.
H- Oooh, are y'all hooking up?
B- Nah, she's just a coffee buddy
H- That's cool too. I need one
H- Oooh, are y'all hooking up?
B- Nah, she's just a coffee buddy
H- That's cool too. I need one
by Adam buckley September 24, 2021
A teacher in their 50's who spends on average $1551.25 a year on starbucks coffee, you never see them without coffee in their hands. They are hyperactive and gets distracted a lot talking about their own life. They most likely have a keurig in their classroom that is brewing 24/7.
by pugglegirly April 25, 2017
I love you, you are my coffee.
Cristine is my coffee, I don't know what I would do without her.
I want to be someone's coffee one day.
Cristine is my coffee, I don't know what I would do without her.
I want to be someone's coffee one day.
by TheEveni November 16, 2018
Rapid need to defecate after a cup or a sip of coffee in the morning. Is usually strengthened by a cigarette or any nicotine dispenser.
- Where have you been??
- Sorry, I had a coffee brick :(
- Yeah, better to shit beforehand than shit in bare hand...
- Sorry, I had a coffee brick :(
- Yeah, better to shit beforehand than shit in bare hand...
by jkl334 May 05, 2024
Don't drink coffee on a wedding day! You know what they say, spill the coffee and it gets on the brides dress
Hey Phoebe are you drinking coffee right now? We have a wedding to go to! You know what they say - don't drink coffee on a wedding day. Spill the coffee and it gets on the brides dress!
by Em-ma July 15, 2023