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cock me

When a female asks a male to put their dick in her ass.
She squat down and moaned, "cock me".
by pe.squat.cokc December 3, 2021
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cock bone

A person who doesn't want to listen when spoken to. They think they are right on everything so when someone is telling them something they could care less.
I tried to tell joe not to drink and drive but he thinks he is sober enough. He sure is being a cock bone.
by jimmybomm April 22, 2020
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cock batter

Brian did you have sex with that girl? No, I just beat off and sprayed my cock batter on her face after she fell asleep.
by Chris Paulino December 22, 2008
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cock fart

fart through the cock ;)
big sus cock fart, bust a cocky wocky farty warty
by shoottheprotesters June 8, 2021
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Gold cock

A lesbian term for a man who thinks his dick can make lesbians go straight.
You must think you have a gold cock if you think your dick will make me go straight, the lesbian told Bobby.
by FKN A July 29, 2014
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cock barnacle

(1)An ever-present, overly persistent and/or unwanted suitor or friend of a male. (2)A stalker.
man 1: Who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.

man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?
by lanstopher March 5, 2009
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Cock-Clock

When your penis acts like a clock and erects when you feel like having getting laid.
Girl: Hey, what time is it?

Guy: Lemme check my cock-clock. (reveals his boner)

Guy: It's sex time!
by aqi3wpcg April 23, 2010
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