car clearer

A homeless person with a stench so bad, they are able to clear an entire subway car. This has been known to happen even during peak rush hours.

Sorry I'm late for work - I had to miss my train due to a car clearer.

by Jules Valencia September 19, 2005

moms car

Also known as your moms vagina

Johnny: hey Stan, what's up
Stan: oh I'm just cleaning my moms car
Johnny: dude that's just nasty

by Bobthebuilder248 May 5, 2016

Blessed the car

Having some good ol' sex in your new car is considered blessing it. You can do it on the bonnet, in the front or back seats, or even in the boot if you're dwarven.

"Me and Andy blessed his racecar last night in hopes that it would bring good luck"

"My girlfriend and I blessed the car when we went to the drive-in movie last night, it was so good"

by Queen of your heart September 24, 2016

condom car

A car with so little value, or such complex repairs, that you drive it until it breaks and throw it away.

Know what a used geo metro and a new toyota prius have in common, they're both condom cars.

by DarwinB September 14, 2013

Car Pizza

Leftover pizza that is reheated by being left in a car with the windows closed in direct sunlight. May seem gross at first, but the overall quality and enjoyability is greater than if microwaved.

Car pizza is a good alternative to soggy, shitty microwaved pizza.

by Count Grimhook July 23, 2012

wrenched on my car

Working on or fixing, installing a new part of an automobile.

He was So Proud that I wrenched on my car} & just couldn't believe it! I was Proud too!

by Starchylde May 28, 2016

jumpy car

A car that jumps.

See that car jumping over there, it must be a jumpy car.

by Big_WIlly December 29, 2003