I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.

John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”

by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022

Full body peek

When you play online shooting games and suck at peeking corners

You full body peeked the corner thats how they got you

by HeyHaystacks June 2, 2021

Bodies

When people fake fight each other

“I went bodies with some one “

by Log me in hoe September 28, 2019

some body touch-a my spaget

A meme that is so bad it killed itself

A-some body
B-don't do it
A-touch-a
B-nononononon
A-my spaget
B-blam*shoots him self*
some body touch-a my spaget killed every one

by why IS UR mum gay June 6, 2018

body martini

When you ejaculate and both semen and urine come out.

Guy 1:Dude I had sex with Becky last night!
Guy 2:Nice,how was it like?
Guy 1:Well,I think I gave her pussy some body martini...
Guy 2:Ew gross bro.Just gross.

by THESYSTEMFAILED June 7, 2016

Body bagger

Someone who has sex with a lot of people

My boy always get with the shorties, he be baggin those bodies

He smash so much he a body bagger

by Keepitgullie November 22, 2021

Body Odoresonance

The pheromones from one's body odor attracting a potential lover.

His body odoresonance is potent! I'm falling in love...

by hereischarles July 10, 2022