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Cosmic Blasted

When you are turbo gonked on quality gas
Person 1: Yo steve!
Person 5: steve can’t answer you, he’s cosmic blasted
Steve:
by dinkystinker January 28, 2023
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Blast someone's brains out

When you shoot someone in the head, fracturing their skull, causing their disfigured brains to fly out of the skull of their dead bodies.
Fred wants to blast someone's brains out if someone called him gay again.
by PhoenixGamer34 April 8, 2022
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cream blast

Literal meaning: When a male shoots their sperm onto the skin of another individual or their self.

Metaphorical meaning: Empowering over ("owning") someone or something.

Figurative meaning: best World of Warcraft druid on alliance side - Creamblast on Frostmourne alliance.
Literal meaning: That was a total cream blast man, your junk went all up in that girls trunk.

Metaphorical meaning: Wow, that was a total creamblast, they just got annihilated!

Figurative meaning: Oh my god! That was Archdruid Creamblast that just flew past!! :O
by Archdruid Creamblast July 22, 2017
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Blast

As fast as you can go
You guys better blast this 100 free or we will do a really hard set after!!!
by crazyhead247 March 16, 2009
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baltimore blast

When a monongahela man is hitting a black female from behind, and right before she is ready to cum, the male tells her "look out ", and when she turns around, the guy will pull a gun and shoot her in the face. She'll never see it coming.
by moncity April 29, 2015
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Put on glass/blast

Nobody seems to get that this is a prison term. The inmates move to areas of the dorm where the officer can't see to fight/smoke/get high. When someone is to be jumped beat up and or forced out of the dorm they are put 'on glass' in that they are either beat up right in front of the officer or told to get 'on glass' in that they have to go to the glass and tell the officer that they fear for their life and have to be taken out of the dorm.

That is called being 'put on glass' This was bastardized by idiots who made it 'on blast' which is dumb and means nothing.

Being put on glass is being humiliated or called out publicly, it has nothing to do with recording or blast.
Democrats put on glass/blast for impeaching Biden with no evidence of a crime.
by Treeguy904 December 15, 2023
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Baja Blast

The moment when, during cunnalingus with a person with a vagina, they become turned on enough for their lubricating juices to start flowing, introducing a totally new culinary experience.
"Yeah dude, I was going down on my wife last night and got totally Baja Blasted; it was just nice to know she was enjoying herself."
by Dryana September 4, 2022
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