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The Beach (Mental Illness)

The concept of a "beach" is a human perception constructed from sensory input, blending sand, water, and various elements into a mental experience. In reality, there is no universal or intrinsic existence of a beach; it is a mental abstraction shaped by individual interpretations of coastal environments.
I have been diagnosed with The Beach (Mental Illness). I have episodes where I believe there is a beach. In reality, there is no such thing.
by FLCOnTop January 3, 2024
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beach weather

that band that made sex, drugs etc, but also has other dope songs.
"Have you heard Sex, Drugs etc. by Beach Weather. "
by A_G:) September 15, 2025
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SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH!

The term "SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH" is a term where someone asks a Beach to shuffle their playing cards when playing UNO or Solitare etc.
Elon Musk: I won this round of UNO! Bill Gates: You cheated young man. Elon musk: Anyways let's ask the Beach to shuffle this card deck. *Clears throat* SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH!
by get dunked on idiot December 10, 2022
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Beach Fart

When you’ve eaten nothing but seafood and shoot sand from your crack.
“I feel something brewing, must be a wicked case of the beach farts.”
by Fart The Ripper November 11, 2025
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Beach Street 6th Grade Bikers

They ride in massive herds on the streets of West Islip doing the weirdest shit you can think of. The herd mostly consists of homophobic and racist white boys who think they are the shit. If you say anything to them they will cuss you out and most likely run you over with their bikes.
Shit, it's the Beach Street 6th Grade Bikers get the fuck out of their way or you will get run over and cussed out.
by xfdsg May 2, 2021
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Beach

A long strip of sand boardered by an ocean.
Let's beach on
by hermioneeverdeenchase August 3, 2018
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beached driftwood

When a man gets an erection while defecating and his head touches the inside of the toilet bowl on the dry part.
I just had a huge dump, but I got some beached driftwood during it so im gonna go take a shower.
by Sum dude 42069 July 27, 2021
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