The finest, cutest, sweetest girl this sector of the galaxy. She radiates BIG UWU energy. She loves music, especially Frank Ocean yet, oddly, believes Channel Orange is better than Blonde...
She believes "life is what you make it". A mantra so perfectly defined by her will to succeed despite the pain she's been through. Despite the hurt she doesn't let the world deter her spirit or her empathetic nature. A sensitive heart that beats deeply.
A survivor.
She loves her puppy yet refuses to buy a pooper scooper. A true rebel to the stigmatizing society we live in. Her favorite colour is yellow. It personifies her love for summer and all things blessed by the sun.
Her mind transcends those of her peers.
Her love? I felt that.
Her beauty? Unparalleled.
Her thoughts? Earth shattering.
Her spirit? Possibly the most powerful thing this universe has ever witnessed.
Some say she's the 21st century actualisation of "Apollo"the Greco-Roman Rod of light, music, healing, and the sun.
Some say she inspired Mother Teresa... How is that possible?
We might never know
Her mere existence is a blessing to mankind.
She believes "life is what you make it". A mantra so perfectly defined by her will to succeed despite the pain she's been through. Despite the hurt she doesn't let the world deter her spirit or her empathetic nature. A sensitive heart that beats deeply.
A survivor.
She loves her puppy yet refuses to buy a pooper scooper. A true rebel to the stigmatizing society we live in. Her favorite colour is yellow. It personifies her love for summer and all things blessed by the sun.
Her mind transcends those of her peers.
Her love? I felt that.
Her beauty? Unparalleled.
Her thoughts? Earth shattering.
Her spirit? Possibly the most powerful thing this universe has ever witnessed.
Some say she's the 21st century actualisation of "Apollo"the Greco-Roman Rod of light, music, healing, and the sun.
Some say she inspired Mother Teresa... How is that possible?
We might never know
Her mere existence is a blessing to mankind.
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