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alastaja

The finest, cutest, sweetest girl this sector of the galaxy. She radiates BIG UWU energy. She loves music, especially Frank Ocean yet, oddly, believes Channel Orange is better than Blonde...

She believes "life is what you make it". A mantra so perfectly defined by her will to succeed despite the pain she's been through. Despite the hurt she doesn't let the world deter her spirit or her empathetic nature. A sensitive heart that beats deeply.

A survivor.

She loves her puppy yet refuses to buy a pooper scooper. A true rebel to the stigmatizing society we live in. Her favorite colour is yellow. It personifies her love for summer and all things blessed by the sun.

Her mind transcends those of her peers.

Her love? I felt that.

Her beauty? Unparalleled.

Her thoughts? Earth shattering.

Her spirit? Possibly the most powerful thing this universe has ever witnessed.

Some say she's the 21st century actualisation of "Apollo"the Greco-Roman Rod of light, music, healing, and the sun.

Some say she inspired Mother Teresa... How is that possible?

We might never know

Her mere existence is a blessing to mankind.
“alastaja”

*the heavens opened*
by thatrandomblackdude October 14, 2018
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alastaire

Alastaire is always worried about his friends and not himself
by Oh Yuuup October 18, 2018
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Alaskan Steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only you shit into a container and freeze it so your partner can take it out on a hot day and let it defrost on their chest.
It's going to be really hot tomorrow, can you prepare an Alaskan Steamer for me?
by Dragon cock December 2, 2018
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Alastair Bull

You're such an Alastair Bull you massive liverpool fan cunt
by SlutBallerStar December 29, 2018
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Alaskan Firebird

When your girlfriend puts a fireball candy into her mouth, then gives you a blowjob.
Damn that bitch give me an Alaskan firebird, my dick hasen' t stopped burning
by Smokeyfingers621 December 31, 2018
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Alaskan penguin

when a man puts his ballsack inside a woman's booty during intercourse.
Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.
by Tutorman January 8, 2019
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Alaskan pipeline

The act of freezing your poop and then using it as a butt plug on your partner
It got hot and steamy in the bedroom so we decided to cool it off with an Alaskan pipeline
by Stanky panky January 23, 2019
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