Alex the peen

A dutty druge who gets paranoid 24/7 over being in a jungle. He also is a baldy/growing mop that is depressed 25/8 except for when he is being a stoner with Zak
Person 1: hi

Alex the peen: wanna go for a fat doink
by Alex the peen November 11, 2019
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Alex Johnson

The size of a planet
That is a right Alex Johnson of a thing
by bradcastratesnonce September 25, 2020
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Alex Schweikert

The type of guy who dates a girl for money and then breaks up with her right away
"Wow, he dated that blonde for $5. He is such an Alex Schweikert!"
by xcocdcod February 25, 2020
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Alex Barnes

A person that can be very annoying and not respect your space! He makes weird noises and is an endangered species! WATCH OUT!!
Alex Barnes is annoying.
by KP16 May 02, 2019
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Alex mallaney

Alex mullaney is a cunt, pedofile,woman beating,weed dealing scum of the earth. Being called this is the biggest insult in the world
Alex mallaney is a cunt.

Alex mallaney needs to grow some balls and not pick on a woman
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Alexandra/alex

A very beautiful girl with the perfect smile. Usually blonde with the most amazing eyes. She is often mistaken as a slut only because she's so outgoing and all the guys want to talk to her. She has a perfect body, but is super insecure about the smallest things even when people remind her that she is perfect. She has a laugh that can leave a smile on any persons face. You can't help but smile every time you're around her. She's very honest with people and lets them know exactly what she thinks. She is just an all around amazing person.
Justin: wow look at that blonde girl flirting with all those guys. She's probably just a slut.

Jake: I think she's pretty and she has a nice ass. Her name is probably Alexandra/alex
by Anonymous somebody January 01, 2013
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