Crack the Ice

The act of surprizing unsuspecting coworkers by dropping ice down the back of their pants. This usually occurs in the middle of their shift, while they are on an important call.

Steven: "Joley...I'm so bored..."
Joley: "Do something entertaining"
Steven: "I know! I'll crack the ice with that new Danny idiot behind us!"

by Bored At Work April 24, 2006

Crack Cocaine

Hello yes I would like one crack cocaine.

Fuck you drug dealer im addicted to Crack Cocaine

by SupahPiggeh April 20, 2018

willy crack

The crack at the tip of the penis.

Boy: Shit.. my willy crack is bleeding!

by Mmmavis October 15, 2006

crack spat

Ussaly proformed in the dogie style position; the male using the two hand spread method, spreads the ass cheeks of the female and proceeds to hock a loog on the asshole, allowing proper lubrication for anal sex.

Wess- "How'd you fuck her in the ass without any lube?"
Mitch- "crack spat"

by 50spence April 14, 2003

crusty-crack

when you either shit urself or u don't wipe ur ass and it crusts over creating a hard brown surface of shit (it usually covers ur asshair)

after john had an assplosion in my ass, i did not wipe it off and i got a crusty-crack

by DAVEYWAVEer January 25, 2003

crack whore

An indivisual, usually female, who will give sex in return for crack cocaine. Can be used to describe someone with a desparate immediate need for drugs.

Also- a bedraggled looking person, usually female.

e.g Whitney Houston (perhaps)

"See the state of her, she looks like a crack whore"

by badsmel February 13, 2007

crack nugget

a person who does the self-inviting. gererally not liked and is a total and complete waste of your time, someone you wish to not to have around you, but somehow always is, the unwanted tag-along.

Your're coming with me to the movies on saturday, just you. We have to make sure crack nugget doesnt findout about this. She'll get there if she does

by weirdo chichi February 21, 2010