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Jesus Mejia

A down right irresitable godly human being. Has the ability to munlipulate the mind of people of the other sex. Defined and known to be "large" skinny, in shape, and buff. Also known to be extremly good looking. Is given the name Jesus for that reason.
That guy over there is such a Jesus Mejia.
I learned about this god in social studies today, it remined me about Jesus Mejia.
by godsend33 December 14, 2010
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jesus cookies

a sarcatic way of answering the question "what r u eating?"
"Joe, what are you eating?"
"Jesus cookies"
by bob saget lova January 11, 2009
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Jesus Brownies

Brownies that look delicious but actually taste disgusting.
Kenya, "Damnnnn! Them brownies look goooood!!!"

Celeste, "Don't even bother getting one, they taste like shit."

Laura, "Hell yeah, I tried one. Them some Jesus Brownies."

Kenya, "Fuck! Well thanks for the heads up."

Celeste and Laura, "No prob."
by LCL24♫ November 28, 2011
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Jesus freak

1. Someone who worships Jesus everyday. Someone who isn't just a "Christian" on a Sunday.
2. Someone who recognizes the misery and despair in the world and decides to do something about it. Someone with a spine that actually gets up and does something about all the suffering and pain in the world.
3. Someone who doesn't withold the Word from others or bash those who spread it.
4. Someone with a spine.
"Hey, look, that guy actually helped that dying elderly man by giving him warm food to eat and water to drink! Wow, what a Jesus freak!"

"Hey look, John picked up the Bible to read it on a day other than Sunday afternoon ! Wow, what a Jesus freak, right?"

"This guy is dancing like he actually LOVES Jesus! Meanwhile, we're just dancing all stiff and reserved because we don't wanna show we actually love Jesus, right? That would be embarrasing! Anyways, John, such a 'Jesus freak', am i right?"

"This guy saw a homeless man and prayed with him so God would heal him. Wow, what a Jesus freak, right?"
by John3:16=] June 21, 2016
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Jesus Christ

a slang term refering to a man who died about 2000 years ago. Translation: Josh of Nazarath. many people pretend to "love" him. they say "he lives in the sky and is looking down at me!". these gullible people are then taken advantage of.
political leader: I pray every day! and you know what Jesus Christ tells me to do? Just a little invasion, just a little killing, but in the name of LOVE and JESUS and a BETTER FUTURE!! I know you have to fight your heart to believe this, but that's what religion's all about! PRAISE!

silly followers: Beloved Leader! He is correct! i mean, whats wrong with killing? in the bible, people justified their hate all the time by saying "God told me to smite you". Vengefull, that God of ours!!! But in a loving way.
by Daniel Payne June 29, 2006
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Jesus Fetus

A fetus that was aborted for your SINS!!
Marry got a abortion cause god raped her! Then she created a JESUS FETUS!
by FurFur January 28, 2009
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Jesus Freak

Someone you just want to slap because you hate them so much. They don't have anything better to do with their lives than just go to church and try to push people into their religion like a pill pusher. They also say that everything they do is a thing of god.
Like Marianne Bryant in 'Easy A' aka Amanda Bynes' Character

EXAMPLE FROM EASY A:
person 1: Well Why didn't he get into college?"
Jesus Freak: " Its all part of god's plan. If god would've wanted him to go to college, then god would've gave him the answers to those tests and allowed him to go!"
Person 1: (giggles and laughs hysterically): "are you serious? Do you honestly believe that?"
Jesus Freak:"Of course, now you are going to hell because you don't believe what I believe!"
by Someone3 March 7, 2011
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