Chinese fire breather

Really spicy and sticky poop that takes forever to wipe!

Oh bro, sorry I was in the bathroom for so long, I had a Chinese fire breather!

by BOBY SANCHEZ February 8, 2018

Chinese bathing

When a Chinese man ejaculates on you in the shower then proceeds to lick your entire body, spreading the semen.

"Hey Chin do you want to ride some bikes?" "No Mike, I have to give my girlfriend a Chinese bathing."

by The hottest chiken alive December 23, 2013

Chinese b&e

A form of break and enter in to a home when blind folder, the aim of the game Is to steal as many items as possible from the home while not taking ur blind fold off.

Person 1: Fuck mane I’m broke again

Person 2: Don’t worry I got u I been into Chinese b&e

by Masticspastic April 22, 2023

Chinese Finger Trap

When you're milking your girls throat with one hand, while simultaneously wearing her asshole like a sock puppet on the other. Becoming trapped plugging up two erupting swamp geysers.

"Strap really pulled Rory inside out last night. She broke free from the Chinese Finger Trap and redecorated the room."

by Tango Taco September 8, 2023

Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.

I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!

by ShortMort April 24, 2020

Chinese sticks

A rather bad misunderstanding of what chopsticks are.

Jade: Holds up chopsticks
Jade: "Look hun, Chinese sticks!"

by envyie May 19, 2024

Chinese Haggler

A chinese haggler is some random 60+ year old asian man (can be from any asian country) they say the n-word a lot.

That damn nigger beat the fuck out of that chinese haggler.

by dildo penis April 1, 2022