Tactical Wet Willy

Slightly moistening the end of a straw's paper, then blowing through the straw, launching the paper, and aiming for the victim's ear cannel.

My idiot brother gave me a Tactical Wet Willy at the restaurant.

by Jakestastyballs December 29, 2019

pickled willy cheese

When a man has collected dick cheese and pickled it.

Jimmy:" I fancy some pickled willy cheese."
Tim:"Would you like some if mine? It's Brent pickling for 4 months."
Jimmy:"Oh gee oh golly yes please!"

by Willycheeseconsumer November 16, 2022

willy wop wop

A bunch on nonsense

Friend-“ Everyone said you got suspended from school”

Me-“ girl that’s just a bunch of willy wop wop”

by Nonsense that isn’t true December 16, 2018

Wet C Willy

When a male ejaculates on his finger and sticks it in a females ear

Kur: “YAAAAAAAAAAS gimme that Wet C Willy!!!!”
C Willy: “Oh you want this WETNESS!?” *ejaculates on finger and sticks in ear*

by patfenis6969 July 25, 2018

reversed wet willy

the act of putting your finger in your ear and placing in ones mouth

Ive never even heard of the reversed wet willy..that was disgusting! We're not friends anymore

by ithinkimst0ned October 2, 2017

Mexican Wet Willy

When you finger someone after eating spicy food with your hands.

“Damn, Adam gave me a Mexican Wet Willy last night after we ate mango habanero wings. I had to douche with ranch to cool down.”

by SaraMrk June 25, 2021

old man willy

old person

hey wassup old man willy

by bestie_samaira May 22, 2022