Meat Toothbrush

A penis.

I stuck my meat toothbrush in her mouth

by JB371PEQUANNOCK July 1, 2009

Meat Clobbers

Swollen hands that are so swoll you cant even see the soup can you're holding.

Dude i went to the Dr and he said I have Carpel Tunnel . My hands are swoll as fuck and everyone is calling me meat clobbers!

by Bozoshreadz October 5, 2016

Meat Bus

A thick penis.

When you reveal your penis and she says "Oh my god, that meat bus will destroy me."

by herpderp3333 September 18, 2021

Meat Builds

Another way of saying " Beat my Meat" or " Masturbate" without anyone knowing the true definition, you can say it anywhere

i'm about to hit the meat builds be right back guys

or

i just hit the meat builds and it felt good!

by lmaohahahaahah June 8, 2020

meat truck

An ambulance.
Probably used most often if you know they aren't going to make it.
Or if you're a grim person.

"call for a meat truck, he's dead"
"get a meat truck, he's hurt bad"

by Fionn Mac Cumhaill March 24, 2019

Meat Tentacle

The muscle contained within your mouth, ie: your tongue

Eating is so badass, I mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid

by Yblehs October 22, 2014

onion meat

meat with onions in it.

this spaghetti sauce has onion meat in it.

by sUcK diK 420 May 5, 2019