Whale kissing

When two people have their buttholes touch while making whale sounds
Micaela, I loved hearing you and Cody whale kissing last night. I thought Netflix auto played Our Planet.
by CorneliusTheGreat September 18, 2022
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whale play

When a person with an obscene amount of Cryptocurrency uses their wealth to control the price of a certain coin
I was going to invest in that coin until I saw that Whale Play was keeping the price down
by GeneralApricot April 30, 2018
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whale backing

Having sex with an obese women in the "doggy style" position.
Last night I got so drunk I went home with that fat girl and whale backed the shit out of her. It was like trying to paint the Vatican with a No. 2 pencil. That will be the last time I get so drunk that I go whale backing
by grinch Nathan October 03, 2013
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Boxing whale

A person who thinks he is amazingly good at boxing however his overall performance and technique is about as good as the search for Madeline McCann. This person may be so far up his own arse he may believe he will persue an amateur career no matter who not even the coach can persuade him that he is shit.
Oliver: Lads! Fucked my wrist from how hard I pounded them boxing bags last night!
Rhys: No ol its because you slap the box with the side of your wrist because ur shit.
Oliver: No im a boxing whale, I may not be as good as AJ but I will pursue an amateur career
by Newtons cradle May 24, 2017
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whale in the pond

If someone who is too big and not appreciated.
Hey jack you that America is too small to fill trumps ego he’s like a whale in the pond.
Jack: fuck off
by Hazel cloud May 30, 2021
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Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).
I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.
by Lexy7 August 19, 2011
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Exploding Whale

When a small government fucks something up.
"That twenty six thousand dollar golf simulator sure is an exploding whale."
by Jack Oughoften November 13, 2020
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