Child

An annoying kid who wont shut up

When a mommy and a daddy fuck rhe have a child

by Dicksucker2.00 September 17, 2019

wrist flop child

Mentally handicapped or just plain stupid individuals between the ages of 5 and 15. Otherwise known as queefbags and douchetwats.

A wrist flop child will often be less intelligent than the average douchebag, twatnugget, or krauser.

by Ted Zimmerman February 7, 2009

Child

Something my uncle frank can't be within 100 feet of

"Oh hey look a child"
"Frank you should start running:

by MunkleMoment February 15, 2023

Child Chaser

A person (typically over the age of 18) who aggressively pursues sexual relations with a minor.

Synonyms: pedo, nunce, EDP, libertarian, Epstein acolyte.

Edp: "Aye check my girl ain't she bad."
Person 2: "Nah bro you trippin she look like she 12."
Edp: "She is."
Person 2: "Damn bro yous a child chaser."

by SixEaredMacaque July 10, 2023

Child

a fucking faggot

children are faggots

by rgjdjsfjxg May 25, 2023

child

Daughter or son.

My child is a good person.

by Yornol April 6, 2023

CHILD

Annika Rose Hermelin :)

The Child is dying

by the one and only child October 21, 2021