Windows 95 Tips

A site about making edits to Windows 95 help messages. Usually contain surreal or disturbing phrases such as “There is nowhere you can run.” Parodied in Windows 93 and on some YouTube videos. Here’s the link:
Windows95tips.com

Windows 95 Tips has some weird, but very cool ideas on it.

by Kopper0625 December 29, 2019

Window tinter

Dumb ass who can't hit a glass pipe. A rookie on the glass who fucks up by charring the bowl.

That dumb bastard just charred my bowl. What a fucking window tinter!!!

by anonymous May 16, 2023

Windows 🅱️ista

Windows 🅱️ista is the great os ever, it can even run solitare unlike windows vista.

Windows 🅱️ista is better than Windows Vista

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) June 25, 2021

billy window

“Billy window” is a phrase used to define only the large genitalia having males who tend to shag girls called “Emily”

“Hey did you hear bout Tyrone and emily? Yh they slept together”, “I’m not surprised, he’s such a billy window”

by Indiasfinest December 4, 2019

reverse window defiler

On the cold war map diesel jumping out the window doing a 360 jumping back in and shooting somebody

Did you see SPED trashfire hit the reverse window defiler and clutch a win in the finals of his first tournament ?

by PolloLoco_357 March 9, 2022

Windows Xp

A version of windows now commonly known as the reason people don't wont to buy a Titan Xp graphics card. The reason this is true is because Windows Xp is just another piece of shit operating system "hem hem windows 7 hem hem" Sorry about that i have anti windows itus.

Journal

Aug, 1, 2017

I just built a brand new computer when my friend asked me what operating system it had I said windows Xp. Then he shot my balls off stole the computer and put Linux on it. "sob sob"

by Geek_Squad_999 August 1, 2017

sailboat in the window

A statement made to bring attention to a person who hallucinants throughout the day

“ there’s a sailboat in the window”

by Kpoop2316 December 5, 2020