Vallay

A dream that makes sense at the time, but when you try to explain it, its doesn't make sense.

Person 1: Last night I had a weird dream
Person 2: What happened in it?
Person 1: Well I was walking on the beach and then suddenly there was a monster truck and it spun around and then i blinked and i was in the water.
Person 2: :| ok...
Person 1: It was a vallay, ok?!

by dreamer123454321 April 12, 2009

Volleytroll

The act of responding to a clearly provocative newsgroup / message board (i.e. a troll) post that only serves to enhance the indignance/disruption of the original post. (Progressive verb: trolling).

Q (original troll): When do you think religious people will finally realize that free will is a lie?

A: (Volleytroll) - Free Agency is one of the greatest of the gifts of GOd to us, as His children. Read up a bit more I'd suggest!

Response to Volleytroll: Free Agency is one of the greatest of the gifts of Major League Baseball. Get your facts straight before opening day!

Clever volleytrolls can last for dozens of exchanges, each compounding the humor of its precedents.

by fritistat March 25, 2011

Volleybologist

Coined by a design studio in San Luis Obispo, California, the position of "volleybologist" describes an individual who is immersed in the beach volleyball culture and studies the science of being an exceptional beach volleyball player.

Who's that tan stud with sandy legs chilling on the bench surrounded by beach babes? He's definitely a volleybologist.

by Volleybologist January 16, 2012

vallehole

n., blend of Vallejo + asshole, c.f. bridge-and-tunnel crowd
A resident of the outlying areas of the San Francisco Bay known for parading their unmuffled Harleys conspicuously around San Francisco when they invade the city for Giants games.

What's up with all the valleholes on Market Street? The Giants must have made the playoffs.

by JayMB August 20, 2012

Volleyball

A sport that doesn't just consist of girls wearing spandex, but guys play too. No; it isn't a sport for lame tall lankey people but it is a sport for anyone. Some of the positions are middle blocker, wing spiker, setter and libero ( they wear a different colored jersey ). Unlike the stereotype, volleyball is an intense sport and although you can get used to the movements to be good they have to be perfected. Anyone who plays this sport is badass, then again I'm a little biased because I play volleyball. If you still think volleyball is easy, try playing in a varsity game.

"Damn that volleyball game was so intense, I never knew how hard it really was."

by \(^•^)/ August 13, 2017

Valmeyer

A small town 30 minutes southeast of STL. 50% of the people who live here hate the lack of fast food restaurants and rude people while the other 50% love the rural area and multiple places to smoke weed, juul, and drink. It’s hard to find a girfriend/ boyfriend because you are more than likely related to them; thus, if you are dating someone from Valmeyer, you’re more than likely committing incest. The guys here love t-rucks and getting drunk on the weekends while the girls love gawking at hot boys from other schools.

Valmeyer? Where’s that?

by lil’ so so June 12, 2018

Varley kid

A freak of nature weirdo kid who likes to reside in the famous Varley Cafe often likened to a jungle. These students will sit on one another and pretend to be cats, or some will say, they identify as such creatures.

For example,
*student with cat ears, lip piercings and bright blue hair playing dungeons and dragons*
‘That kid is so Varley’

For example,
*student with cat ears, lip piercings and bright blue hair playing dungeons and dragons*
‘That kid is so Varley’

‘Fucking hell look at that Varley Kid’

by InNeedOrangeJuice November 25, 2018