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Bin Turtle

What happens when a drunk falls into a garbage bin with the arms and legs out of the bin and the body bent double and stuck in the bin. Only fixed by falling onto your side and asking for assistance.
Al was talking to the liquor licenseing policeman when her drunk friend fell backwards into bin and created a bin turtle.
by Hernandez Chambero March 4, 2009
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Irth Turtle

(n.) A group of college students that congregates to turn the fuck up (by use of drugs, alcohol, etc.). Each member of the group Irth Turtle is also called an Irth Turtle. Irth Turtles are loyal, they help other Irth Turtles out in times of need. The origin of the term is linked to other random gibberish terms that truly mean absolutely nothing. The group leader is known as the "Irth Tortoise" and their main job is getting the most fucked up.

(v.) To get royally fucked up with your best buddies.
(n.) 1. Dude, Irth Turtle partied way too hard last night! Good thing the police

didn't show up.

2. Get it? HA Steak, PP Hope, YB Faith, IRTH TURTLE, DAY Pizza! You don't

get it? Then you aren't worthy of Irth Turtle.

(v.) 3. Irth Tortoise seriously Irth Turtle'd so bad yesterday! We had to keep him

from puking everywhere while keeping the RA away.
by The Irth October 16, 2014
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Kissing Turtles

When two guys dress up in drag and scissor each other's butt holes
I can't wait to be Kissing Turtles with you tonight.
by lixisquid January 1, 2015
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Frozen turtle

A gay sex term when one man has a limp penis and the other man has a erection and they touch penises
The two men where in the middle of intercourse but one man became turned off so they decided to do a frozen turtle
by Butxh September 20, 2015
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Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with back packs on.
Hey wanna have ninja turtle sex?

What's that?

Sex while you're wearing back packs.
by Ninjes August 31, 2016
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Mine Turtle

Karl:WATCH OUT ITS MINE TURTLE
Bomb:hello
*Explodes*
by TheSnivy January 12, 2017
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Tickling the Turtle

Definition 1: The act of female masturbation.

Definition 2: The act of teasing faeces out ones faeces with their thumb and index finger, while constipated.

Definition 3: Where both acts are combined with the aid of a partner.
Example: My girlfriend hasn't taken a shit in over a week and she wants me to help her with Tickling the Turtle.
by Depro October 20, 2012
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