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Kentucky thumb

Not exactly what Brandon said but have to please the masses. The Kentucky Thumb is the act of inserting ones thumb into a hold or wound for pleasure or to stop from bleeding out.
My girl just told me we can try the "Kentucky Thumb" tonight. Im both aroused and scared.
by ThatOneHT May 20, 2021
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kentucky thumb

When you drizzle barbecue sauce on your thumb and proceed to finger bang a girls vagina and eat her out after.
I’m totally going to Kentucky thumb Kristine later tonight.
by Porkonashtick May 20, 2021
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Kentucky thumb

Rare weapon wielded by extra buff attractive Kentucky men. Once placed into your neck you are invincible for two hours and deal 5000 attack damaged to eggplants. It's commonly used during sexual activities, such as when the thumb is placed in the butt it quadruples its size and can hold back 60psi, Impressive!
I tried to blow my Damm but I found another Kentucky thumb.
by TrexDeer May 20, 2021
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Toe thumb

The thumbs monkeys have on their feet so they can climb trees.

I've never heard Brachydactyly type D get called a "toe thumb" before. Toes do not look like that. Average people's thumbs look more like toes than thumbs with Brachydactyly type D.
Monkey feet are so cute! Look at its little toe thumb.

My toes do not look like Megan Fox's thumbs. She has baby thumbs. Not toe thumbs.
by chFree77 December 2, 2024
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Kentucky thumb

by juju_g May 20, 2021
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jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.
this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through
by terrobite January 9, 2019
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m1 thumb

When you get your thumb stuck in the chamber while you reload an M1 Garand.
Yesterday me and the boys were shootin' the ol' M1 and I got the M1 thumb.
by bootyslammer777 June 9, 2019
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