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1000 awesome things

A blog that talks about 1000 little awesome things in life such as: Bakery air, snow days, showering in other people's showers, broccoli flower, etc. Today (4/11/10) there are 530 posts on 1000awesomethings.com, Each post usually ends with: AWESOME!
Today I went on 1000 awesome things and read about how awesome ducks are.
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Poker Thigh

Formally know as "pate pokerian sartorial musclia", the common nomenclature of poker thigh is more widely used. This horrendous muscle strain is inflicted upon the upper thigh region, usually stemming from a pronated reaching or stretching maneuver across a table, whereby the patient wins a large mountain of chips playing poker (as God intended) and upon reaching too far forward with his ill gotten gains, pulls a muscle in his upper thigh. The secondary diagnosis is found to be a girlish yelp, somewhat reminiscent of a horny panda, which then leads to a frantic, almost spastic, hopping action to rid ones body of the karmic pain inflicted upon them for their evil ways on the poker table.

The only known remedy is constant reminders of the incident, which usually result in a side effect of uncontrollable laughter from those who are told the story as it occurred.
"This guy at the table was acting all cocky, until he got won that hand and got struck with Poker Thigh."
Poker Thigh by Poker Buddies July 22, 2007

Thingship 

a word made by the most cutest amazingest person in the world, kiana cause she is the best
like relationship,
but not
case its not a relationship
its a thingship!
for example
boy- "hey, wanna fuck"
girl-"cant sorry, im in a thingship"
Thingship by BOO123451236 November 8, 2011

thingamajiggy 

Synonym for thingy (a thing, the name of which you don't know or can't recall), sometimes used by cool elementary school teachers .
"Can you hand me that thingamajiggy?" (said while pointing)
"You mean the side cutters?"
"Yeah, I need them to cut this wire."
thingamajiggy by choopachups June 6, 2018

up on things 

Knowledgeable of the ways of the street.
If you ain't up on things... etc.
up on things by nokianinja October 7, 2002

stranger things 

the most awesome series in the world. its a retro series based in the 80s.the series has 3 seasons and all the episodes together are 25. season 4 is streaming on December of 2020 which is hella sad.if u want to see stranger things always have 4 packs of tissues nearby ,belive you will nead them :)
dude 1:bro did you saw season 3 of stranger things?
dude 2:i saw it in a day
dude 1:samee
stranger things by Lesbian❤️ September 22, 2019