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Fuck-Tard

A retard with no sexual orientation, mainly a man who would fuck your boyfriend right under your nose, while dropping hits and asking outrageous sexual questions to your boyfriend. He's likely to fuck animals.
That fuckin fuck-tard has his dick in my man's ass.
Watch out fuck-tard is on the lose he'll turn ur boyfriend into a bitch the minute he comes around.
by pornjunkie69 June 15, 2018
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speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.
Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010
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tard

Someone who is so stupid, intrusive, and annoying , you can't get away fast enough.
I was talking to Kathy today , that tard just would not let me get away.
by Wayne M. June 6, 2018
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destructo-tard

someone hell-bent on performing self-destructive acts after a misfortune, despite requests to be reasonable
Don't hit your phone, you friggin destructo-tard. Just give it a second.

After wrecking his Mercedes, Bill either gained new great zest for life or became an utter destructo-tard, sleeping with anything that moved, and drinking enough to fell a horse.
by jarge20 September 26, 2010
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molasses tarded

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by isabellAdefined April 25, 2022
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Tard-muffin

When Someone lacks so much Intelligence or someone who is Cluelessly dumb with their actions.
Jacob Finnerty you’re a tard-muffin !
by ihateyuppies06 August 8, 2024
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E-tard

An E-tard is anyone who is really, really, really....really far behind on the technology. (i.e. can't use a computer, can't text well, etc.)
Person A: Hey man, wheres you're ride?
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...
by werepyre007 February 19, 2010
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