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National Ugly Beard Day

On December 23, the barber shops are free for ugly beards.
Happy National Ugly Beard Day!
by sg_10 November 3, 2021
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This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"
by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024
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Taco beard

1. A beard so covered in taco juice that all the beard owner can smell is taco.

2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco
After eating a super juicy taco, Brendan pulled his mask over his face and said "All I can smell is taco, I've got Taco Beard!"
by CaptainJabbin February 25, 2021
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Heil's Beard

a type of moss, also known as horse-hair moss or old mans beard. If it is on a person it is your beard that grows insanely fast and connects with your chest hair.
Look at that guy he has a Heil's Beard!, look at that heil's beard growing on that tree!
by MiltownHSchool July 8, 2011
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brass chops beard oil

Sold by a Sexy Trumpet Boi from Portsmouth west Schools.
I Bought some brass chops beard oil to help my beard
by Pillsbarrythiccman45 May 31, 2018
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Beard Wax

Worn by pseudo-hipsters who are part of the the "...let's all be individualists and wear the same beard and haircut along with horned rim glasses if you need them..." crowd.
"Look there's another douche wearing beard wax, what are they clones?"
by JJJ2.0 October 17, 2018
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Grey Beard

This term is used for people who have more than 3 years and less than 8 years of experience to be known as a White Beard
"our Brown Beard is now a Grey Beard!"
by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019
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