The act of repairing a newly purchased item that arrived damaged.
A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.
Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.
The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.
Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.
The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
"This vacuum doesn't suck!! Here's the problem! There's a hole in the hose. Instead of returning it, I'll just lemon-rig it with duct tape."
"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"
"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"
"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
by Cravicky July 27, 2021
Get the lemon-rigmug. by kirras future hubby September 14, 2021
Get the lemon likes kirramug. A lemon hand grenade is a lemon, which someone cuts the top off of, hollows out, and then ejaculates into, and then re-seals. After the re-sealing of the cum filled lemon, you shove it halfway in a woman's vagina or asshole, and then punch the rest in, resulting in the lemon exploding inside of the woman.
by TuffDealer420 June 16, 2025
Get the Lemon Hand Grenademug. Is basically the same as a regular wedgee but it is performed by pulling up the front of the underwear (Lemon is for the Pee stain).
As Dave and Bobby were hiding in the closet from their Uncle Dan.
As Uncle Dan stood at the closet door, Paul snuck up behind and proceeded to give him a “LEMON WEDGEE” he’d never forget.
As Uncle Dan stood at the closet door, Paul snuck up behind and proceeded to give him a “LEMON WEDGEE” he’d never forget.
by MATTSLAPPY17 November 20, 2020
Get the LEMON WEDGEEmug. 1. A really cool musician and Internet personality known by her fans for her series of remaking famous songs while her computer’s audio is muted, often with hilarious results. Her full first name is Devon. Also known as Dev Limes. (Dev please notice me you’re so cool)
2. The plural form of a software developer who is also a lemon… somehow. (Don’t ask questions)
2. The plural form of a software developer who is also a lemon… somehow. (Don’t ask questions)
Person 1: hey have you seen Dev Lemons’ latest Bumble video?
Person 2: wait, she’s doing those again? I guess I’ll have to check it out
(Person 1 and Person 2 turn to the camera)
Person 1 and Person 2 (simultaneously): and so should you!
Person 2: wait, she’s doing those again? I guess I’ll have to check it out
(Person 1 and Person 2 turn to the camera)
Person 1 and Person 2 (simultaneously): and so should you!
by PigeonMunging63 January 14, 2025
Get the Dev Lemonsmug. by Deepfriedwood June 15, 2018
Get the spice lemonmug. "I heard you and Sarah have been spicing up the bedroom?"
"Yeah we did a frosty lemon yesterday. She says it was great!"
"Yeah we did a frosty lemon yesterday. She says it was great!"
by McSHMOKE September 18, 2025
Get the Frosty Lemonmug.