For real banana peel

An expression used in a situation to infer that one is as serious as a heart attack, but in a banana peely way.

Saira: wow! For real? Did you really tongue kiss Matt Damon?!

Joey: For real banana peel!!!

by aerdu May 28, 2013

Real Dude Hours

real nigga hours for white dudes who are too pussy to say nigga.

Jamal: Hey, Peter, what time is it?!

Peter: Uhhh...
Jamal: Reallll...
Peter: Real Dude hours??
Jamal: White ass bitch-boy. Good for you.

by imgoingtokillmyself June 24, 2016

Real Mothafuckin' Soft

Smooth, elegant, refined--dope. Masculinity at it's purest form. Strength embodied softly.

Dang, Steph's jumper is real mothafuckin' soft.

...

Remember when Deon went 100 yards on his toes, that shit was real mothafuckin' soft.

by Isingofshine February 22, 2023

baby get real

to tell someone :
you wish!
or
yeah right!

used by everyone :D

except girls use it more.

term used to be like 'hello, wake up call, ain't happenin.'

girl: I'm going to win the lottery
boy: baby get real!

hahaha.

by Martaaaa February 23, 2009

Real-Time Fandub

An improvised redub of a show, movie or game that's done with friends, in one take and with a poor memory of the source material. This improv game was created by Charley Marlowe, and is also prominently used by Penny Parker (SnapCube).

I think a Real-Time Fandub of Over the Garden Wall might be fun!

by INNERLMNT May 5, 2022

on some real junk

A term in which you are referring to something being completely serious and or real.

"Hey, I just took the biggest shit. On some real junk".
"On some real junk, that's really too much information.."

by Rainifer December 18, 2008

Real Major Syndrome

Real major syndrome or R.M.S is an affliction that affects many college students (mainly the ones without a liberal arts degree).
This crippling disease is caused by intense work loads of homework, tets and projects. This syndrome will result in the lack of a social life and friends in general. The only known cures are dropping out or changing majors.

ex 1
"Hey Tim wanna go out tonight?"
"Naw I can't I got to study for two test tommorow."
"sounds like you got Real Major Syndrome"

by ridetheyak October 2, 2009