two wombats in a sack

Fat chicks bum cheeks defined in tight pants

Looks like two wombats in a sack fighting.

Girls wearing tights and having large arse

Chunky girls wearing tight pants. There bum cheeks look like two wombats in a sack having a fight

by Spadgerlicious February 15, 2014

Two-Faced Birch

A lovely person, this saying stems from Lewes, England.

Dom: what do you think of her?
Paul: Shes a two-faced birch!

by tommybrookes December 1, 2021

Two-Frame Fall

When someone goes from standing to laying on the ground in a split second, or two cartoon frames.

Often used in Family Guy, the audience never sees the action of falling, just the aftermath.

Joe fell so quickly on the sidewalk, it was practically a two-frame fall.

by iheartejs November 23, 2009

Two Tug Timmy

Someone who doesn't need very long to masturbate

"Wow, that didn't take long."
"Yeah, I'm usually a Two Tug Timmy"

by Griffin guy September 8, 2016

Office Number Two

Another way to describe any kind of bathroom, but mostly your own bathroom in your house, if you're only going there to pee, then it's known as Office Number One

I'll be right back, I need to visit Office Number Two before a brown myself

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

two o'clock whore

A woman or girl who you would never dream of calling or contacting before two o'clock in the morning.

Alright, bar's closed so I'm going to the two o'clock whore's house to see if she is still awake.

by progressives October 24, 2009

two-body problem

a situation in which an academic must choose between giving priority to his/her career or his/her significant other, especially with regard to his/her location of residence;

relocating to an institution based on proximity to one's significant other at the cost of prestige, or relocating for a prestigious position at the expense of one's relationship with his/her significant other;

a system whose solution gives the equations of geographic motion of an academic and his/her significant other, often solvable by separation into center of mass motion and displacement vector motion

-"She chose UC-Irvine over MIT?"
-"Yeah, it's a two-body problem. Her boyfriend works at UCLA."

by Rayleigh–Bénard March 30, 2013