salty gogurt 

noun. Literally just ketchup packets. Preferably from In-n-Out.

“What did you have for breakfast?”
“I was running late so I just grabbed a couple salty gogurts”

salty gogurt by saltygogurtTM May 23, 2019

Salty Kitty 

Large Spanish Asian male doing it on a cat

I was salty kitty all over my cat last night

Salty Kitty by YEETER OF WHEAT May 24, 2019

salty sister sarwin 

to be in a salty, uptight and pinched mood.

james: omg move your fucking bag over there jesus!
emma: wow, someone's a salty sister sarwin today

salty sister sarwin by the saltiest of all shistars June 24, 2019

Salty Platypus 

When thou pussy is being tossed, the fupa tastes like raw chicken.

Wow John, I can't believe you got all of my salty platypus in your mouth.

Salty Platypus by Pepper Daddy July 15, 2019

Salty Cunt 

Emma Manning, you know the pregnant one.

Dude fuck that salty cunt she was being a huge bitch.

Salty Cunt by Salty Cunt August 19, 2019

salty edward

A circle of smoked cheese wrapped around some ridge cut salted crisps

Man I could sure do with smashing a few salty Edwards into my repugnant shmeckle

salty edward by Shrivelled dingus August 22, 2019

Salty Scoop 

Taking a salty chip in a scoop form to collect some sort of bodily fluid and chowing down.

Dude, do you remember salty scooping each other’s jizz last night?

Salty Scoop by VFM Boyz October 3, 2019