black stone valley

Black stone valley is a regional highschool located in upton massachusets. The school contains 13 towns but no one cares to know what they are. Its a techinical school with awesome shops, but the academics completely blow. Usual dress code is timberland boots considering that our school has a scary amount of rednecks. Accessories include bloodshot eyes because stoners are second to rednecks.

Guy 1: Dude I heard black stone valley has alot of stoners.
Guy 2: Man not as much as rednecks in the school.

by hawasian August 13, 2012

walker stone

Pimp ass muthafucka. Dick like a trunk and tall like a tree. This dude has got it all. They say it's good luck if you suck his dick.

Walker stone

by Jacko1223355 October 11, 2013

alexus stonehouse

alexus stonehouse is the that one fake friend we all have. She's also the biggest slut you'll ever meet, she's a dirty whore who acts like your friend but isn't your friend. She'll talk behind your back too.

"Alexus Stonehouse is being a slut like always." she's also a pussy

by Softballrockz July 3, 2016

Romancing the stone

When addicts try to justify their continued drug habit by emphasizing the highs but ignoring the destruction.

Janie got wasted, blew all the grocery money, pissed her pants and got thrown in custody but when she told me she was all roses, talk about romancing the stone.

by Telmea Story December 16, 2018

trying to pull the sword from the stone

This is a very crude synonym to the more technical term, masturbation. Once masturbation is brought to mind, you should understand the imagery that this term conveys. If you still don't get it, think male masturbation, and think of the "stone" as two stones instead of one.

Well, that was a long stressful day... I think it's time to relieve some stress, maybe an afternoon of trying to pull the sword from the stone will help.

by Aegis1 November 11, 2009

stone groove

1) something one would think is good but usually is not good for them.

2) something cool and new

homer simpson- "Dieing would be a stone groove!"

by j-la August 22, 2003

Stonehocker Theory

The theory that, even if you can't afford dental care and meals for your kids, you can still afford sixty inch flat screens and brand new cars. Usually associated with wearing Nascar shirts and pajama pants in public.

Steve: How do they afford such nice things?

Kenzi: It's simple. They live by the Stonehocker Theory.

by I heart chocolate flakes! March 25, 2009