Short and vertically disabled guy. He loves having whore's around him for his pleasures , has got that I don't care attitude and will mercilessly hit any edible bitch around him.*He's the perfect man for young undecided and confused ladies*
by Mmoja Wa Tarantella November 25, 2021

Robert's most common saying is "I'll do it soon" or "I'll do it tomorrow" and then he never does what he said he was going to do. With that said, he is very laid back and doesn't have an once of worry in his body. Robert thinks other people can read his mind, and therefore he doesn't communicate, insted he gives stares and expects you to understand what he is thinking. In order for Robert to function properly, he needs at least fifthteen cups of black coffee each day, preferably right before bed. If you are ever going to sleep with a Robert, don't be surprised when you find out he is wearing ladies underwear.
by Syltburken September 11, 2021

Middle aged man with mediocre accomplishments. Who will only marry women if they allow him to fuck in the ass hole.
by Prittygrl July 28, 2020

by jamesdelavega February 20, 2019

Anyone who is rude to a Robert, gets dominated by Robert. Robert is kind but gets mad when he needs to be. Robert is a fierce and strong guy and is really good at arm wrestling, he also farts a lot. Robert also loves food, he also blames everybody but himself in a lot of situations. Robert is also an annoying man.
by Joneslilly1309 November 2, 2019

A lil punk bitch from oildale thats a downey and is afraid of ricklamb he wont admit it but hes afraid for his worthless life he snaked chloe from him hes a king cobra for sure born and raised a bitch coward lame pussy mother fucker nigger lop cunt std infested looks like a fucken mouse and doesnt wanna hurt anyone bitch ass nigga his time is running out he just dont know it hes also one of reggies side bitches well aka sancho but gay theres a video of him giving reggie a slurpee like a gay bitch he did a shot and fagged the fuck off with him so dont do shots around robert speckman cause he will suck ur cawk tootles
by Ricklamb69 August 4, 2022

robert is a very handsome and sexy young man. he's great in bed and knows how to get things started. he has a humongous penis and he's a ladies man. he knows everything when it comes to ladies. he's a very smart, kind, sexy, and genuine young man.
by yoboyrob100 February 10, 2022
