religion

Something that made sense a few thousands years ago, but is irrelevant now.

You all need to embrace religion in your lives or you will burn in hell!
Nah, I'm good.

by Dzheres January 13, 2024

relij

A sense of value for the "way things are done". A nostalgia for the habits of oneself or one's community in the past that creates a certain fierce loyalty to them in the present.

Relij derives its etymology from 'sacrilege' (yielding the possible alternate spelling of 'rilege'), which is an unquenchable desire to break tradition and resist doing what has been done before. Relij is its opposite: instead of viciously breaking traditions or ridiculing them, relij upholds, strengthens, and praises them.

"Marianne's got relij; she plants dahlias in the front garden every year."

"The block party is a blast every year cause everyone shows up and brings their favorite dishes, favorite people, and favorite games. The relij is strong in this town."

by Aedh CuChulainn January 23, 2024

relic

an object surviving from an earlier time, especially one of historical or sentimental interest.

holy cow that iphone 8 is a relic

by guy with all the words February 5, 2024

Reliability

Defining the hardest working, best looking, and smartest line hands in all the land…

501 sure is a mess, if only those “reliability” boys were here to help us out to make the dirty south great again…

by Dkd70213 February 6, 2024

Religion't

The act of being not only not religious but actively opposed to religion in all its forms.

Person A: hey is Person C gonna go to church?
Person B: No bud you haven't heard? He's Religion't now

by Digitoki November 9, 2023

religous fruitcake

Someone who says or posts stuff about religion that barley males sense pr is just plain wrong. They usually haven't even read the Bible and if they have, they forget most of it and pretend it says whatever they want.

Person one: dude, look at this religous fruitcake on Twitter (I am NOT calling it X)
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know people could be so oblivious to their own beliefs!

by Wasthebiteof87! November 21, 2023

Religion

Did I already do my take on this?

Religion "Well... You can't have what you want now... And maybe not ever... But if you do what I want you to do now... And then do that indefinitely... THEN... Then, you're DEFINITELY going to get what you want when you're dead! But do what I want you to do now because *insert semantic reconfiguration of reality to justify your subsidiarity to me*"

Hym "Do you have what you want, like, now or?"

Religion "Wha-er, What? Well... Yeah, I was doing the thing though."

Hym "Yeah... You say that... But I saw you NOT doing the thing and I don't believe that you're doing the thing when I'm not around..."

Religion "Well, umm... No, I did the thing..."

Hym "You certainly did A thing... What did you do? Wait... What's that book? You wrote it down? Lemme see..."

Religion "Umm... Yes?"

Hym "Yeahyeahyeah lemme see. I'm just going to bounce around... Ok.. Burned a city to the ground... Nailed an innocent guy to some wood... Killed a bunch of people and kidnapped their daughters!? WHAT!?"

Religion "Umm..."

Hym "Is THAT not YOUR little girl!?"

Little girl "Hi."

Hym "OHOHO! MAN! THAT... THAT is tragic! WOW! You are fucking twisted man. That is fucking twisted! Hahaha! You want ME to do THAT!?"

Religion "I mean... Yes?"

Hym "OK!"
😵🗡😁
Religion "HRRRGHK!!"

Hym "Hahahaha... *Sigh* Haaa... Now what do little girls eat? Do you eat priest?"

Little girl "No..."

Hym "Yeah, no I didn't think so... Hmm... I'll figure it out later."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2023