the Purple Moose

A concoction containing extremely potent hash that has been sprayed with crushed up Zanax pills, or some other prescription tranquilizer. It is rumored that if ingested, smoked, injected or anally inserted in large quantities, one shall see "The Purple Moose."

Mike Mussina.

by sux0r September 6, 2003

My purple

The person you need to hold as close as possible, but not suffocate. Closer, but at a safe distance. You never know what they think, but you are sure of their actions. They don’t show what they want, but you know what they need and you are there to give it to them. Don't let them go, because they won't get tired of you and you'll just think about them.

X: I met someone..
Y: Oh, really?
X: She is beautifully destroyed, but she will no longer need to fear her fears now that I am there for her. She’s my purple now..
Y: When did you meet her?
X: About one year ago, and I’m fine with that

by splendid.baby February 22, 2021

purple

a type of marijuana you smoke and get high off of.

"Smokin on purple ease my mind.This shit that we get high to.Yahhhh!Its murder,murder,murder gotta keep ya nine."-Lil'Boosie. "Boosie took another hit then he past it to me"-Webbie.

by Mz.Juicyfruit Bublegum April 17, 2007

purple giraffe

Purple giraffe is when she sucks so hard your dick turns purple and grows longer compared to a giraffes long neck

"She sucked so hard and gave me a purple giraffe"

by spodderman May 23, 2014

purple jesus

A large amount of ends of bottles of liquor, mixed together with bug juice, and usually served out of a tub or trash can. Named because it is purple, and will be seen again later.

I drank way too much purple jesus, and passed out on the lawn.

by DangerDave September 12, 2006

purple panda

command for calling a window seat when the initial "shotgun" call has already been called.

Dude let's go to Wendy's...Shotgun... dang it Purple Panda. Now I got to sit next to that stinky sweaty hairy fat ass NARB bastard.

by Tom/Conwell April 15, 2007

Purple Onion

When you punch a girl so hard in the vagina that it turns purple and she cries.

That ugly bitch tried to rape me so I gave her a purple onion.

by mitsukosouma July 6, 2011