PEPPER PUMP

When you and your partner are on the verge of cumming and you throw pepper in their face and when they open their mouth to sneeze you shove your dick in their mouth and finish.

Ken and Barbra wanted to spicy things up in the bedroom, so they decided to try the Pepper Pump. When Barbra was on the verge of cumming, Ken threw pepper in her face and as she got ready to sneeze he shoved his dick in her mouth causing seamen and snot to eject from her nose while she came too.

by LilKatmasutra June 6, 2025

Lil Pump

'Pumping Out More of the Same Shit.'
- Adam Buckley

Person A: 'You hear the newest Lil Pump song?'
Person B: 'No, as Adam Buckley puts it, he's Pumping Out More of the Same Shit.'

by Meganerd1800 December 4, 2023

Time-Pumping

The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.

Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."

Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."

Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"

Friend 2: "No idea."

by Codester91 July 29, 2011

gas pump

A gas pump is when you stick your penis in another mans ass, and fill the cavity with urine.

"Just got a gas pump earlier, still leaking out."

by Gorg0nzolameister March 16, 2024

The ol' pump

The act of using 5 pump shotguns in Fortnite whilst simultaneously listening to Danzel - Pump It Up. Also a euphemism for masturbating.

'Dude, the ol' pump is so good, man! It gets me wins every time!'

by GroundNutmeg March 31, 2018

chasing the pump

Trying to look as good as your pump, all the time.

Mom I have to go to the gym, I'm chasing the pump.

by Xrendr48 January 26, 2024

Pump and Dump

A couple that have kids and been together 10 plus years and have Sexual intercourse any chance they get that only lasts for 30 seconds. The majority of the time one or both are drunk and smoked a joint together.

Let’s go pump and dump backseat of the truck in 10 minutes baby... I’ll sneak out the back gate...

by C U Next Tuesday July 18, 2020