Sam Patton

Sam Patton has a verry large crush on his spanish teacher. He goes to the extreme to impress her.

Sam Patton???

Oh he must have a crush on his spanish teacher

by John M. Harold June 4, 2021

Ean Patterson

Ean Patterson is a king of greatness who lives in the jungle and will break your elbows if you disrespect him

Animal 1: look it’s Ean Patterson

Animal 2: we better run

by Ean#1fan June 20, 2021

camila.pattinson

An amazing editor, mutual, and friend. They have the best fucking content in the world. The mf just doesn’t post a lot.

“Have you hear of Camila.Pattinson?”

“No, who are they?”

“They are the best editor. You should give them a follow. Their on tiktok

by Papi 😎🥵🥶😱😥🤭 June 23, 2021

Illusory pattern perception

The propensity to see casual relations where there may not be any. A common phenomenon among conspiracy theorists when they try piece up information which confirm their biases.

Illusory pattern perception.

by UltimateDoge August 21, 2021

Weenie patty

A burger made with hotdogs instead of burger meat

Hey girl want a weenie patty

by Spongybob September 4, 2021

Geoffery Patterson

Geoffery Patterson is a fat guy that has no life, works a 9-5 job at 7-11. No wife or girlfriend. Sits and home and plays with his cat all day.

“Hey you seen that fat guy?”
“Yeah it’s Geoffery Patterson.”

by PassiveMonkeyGuy November 3, 2021

Mackenzie Patterson

the best friend in the entire world. even talking to her for a few minutes makes your day better. she will talk to you about anything and whenever you get a message from her you can’t help but be happy.

who’s your best friend?

mackenzie patterson of course!!

by mackenzies bestie November 12, 2021