Romas Parker

an awesome hot amazing guy

ik this really amazing guy""who?""Romas Parker!!!!:)

by I love romasss Parker September 15, 2010

Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011

Rocket Palmer

Iced tea mix %50 with Rockstar Energy + Hydration Lemonade.

variations include the Shitfaced John which is a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.

by ambasator of Mix September 23, 2011

Oral Palmer

Sexual menu item at brothel for getting half oral and half vaginal sex. Stems from the 50/50 and Arnold Palmer drink of half lemonade and half ice tea.

Madam: What can we interest you in today?
Horny Man: I could really go for an Oral Palmer today with Skyy

by OtisFlex October 23, 2012

golden palmer

women who are great at handjobs

my ex-girlfriend gave the best handjobs,she was a golden palmer

by bj11558 April 21, 2014

Rusty Palmer

An extremely dry handjob.

Brian- How was your date with Abigail last night?Did you get any action?
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.

by Schermacide X October 20, 2014

Tossing Parmesan

The act of spreading cocaine about the outer extremities of one's anús while another individual proceeds to snort it. Derived from the term tossing salad due to the locality of the action and the parmesan like consistency of the aforementioned narcotic. Can be shortened to "tossin' parm."

Guy 1: It's so snowy in here but I'm so bored of snorting it off of the table.
Guy 2: I know! Let's try Tossing Parmesan!

Guy 1: Sounds good to me! *proceeds to lower pantaloons*

by BallsCommaMcGee January 12, 2016