RYOBI PUMP

The act of penetration in a rapid efficient manner when time and environment constraints are abundant

My breaks only twenty minutes wanna Ryobi Pump... This wedding fuckin blows, let's Ryobi Pump right quick

by McGraze May 30, 2024

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triple pump fake

dropping something and failing to pick it up 3 times in a row (usually after a long day followed by a mental breakdown)

when you’re already having a bad day and you get hit with a triple pump fake 😔

by kribba April 18, 2024

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Pumps Guts

A synonym for “Excellent” commonly used by steroid users and gamblers

“Hey Naturjay”
“What’s up lil bro”
“What do you think of my new beer bong?”
*slurps a beach through beer bong*
“That shit pumps guts lil bro”

by Naturjay June 3, 2024

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Pump heard round the world

A blue pump shotgun fired by Julian Sergi on the eve of February 26th to score an additional 2 points in the revolutionary LEAGUE ; ultimately leading to 19 - 18 victory for the OPRF Moist Buildups.

That was a clutch dub bro but it was no pump heard round the world.

by ChefBwe February 27, 2019

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Pump Puppy

A man who jerks off for their partner on command

“Have you heard of Jessica’s Boyfriend?”
“Yeah, he’s a total Pump Puppy”

by #1 Pump Puppy July 14, 2025

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A 17 year old rapper, thought the be the coming of god himself. His IQ is unparalleled, and his IQ is thought to be in the high 10000s. No one knows the limits of his intellect, and he is thought to have transcended the physical plane itself to higher dimensions. His songs may very well contain the secrets of the universe.

Lil Pump has transcended the physical plane, his true knowledge is unfathomable to us humans.

by 53rp3n7 July 17, 2018

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