poop tie 

n. Brown marks left by a stripper on one's shirt after an overly vigorous lap dance. See bib'd.

Whoa! That crooked 2-by-4 was less than discretionary. I've got poop tie on my belt buckle.

poop tie by JTLBPartyCooperative June 27, 2009

poop posting 

When you get that god awful rumble in your stomach and a cold sweat forms hinting the idea that a gastrointestinal catastrophe of epic proportions is upon you, you grab your mobile cellular device and quickly sit down as the turd tea evacuates from your ass. Feeling the relief that you made it without having shit running down your leg you decide to open up face book on said cellular device and start posting to peoples pages....whether you tell them the exhilaration of what just transpired or just a simple, "hey what’s going on for tonight?" You have just engaged in "poop posting"

Steve (to mikes facebook page): Yo bro, you need to see this massive mud pile, I shouldn't have had all that bud light and hot wings

Mike: Where the hell are you?

Steve: On the shitter!

Mike: Dude you were just poop posting my fucking page...nice!

poop posting by Uncle Timmy September 29, 2009

poop-paster 

someone whose breath is so nose melting that you would swear that they put poop on their tooth brush.

Rocky's breath was so rotten that even the dog knew he was a poop-paster

poop-paster by provider44 January 15, 2010

Poop Daddy 

official name of best character in the best movie of all time, the emoji movie

Poop Daddy is my #1 waifu

Poop Daddy by HypothermiaIsCool November 21, 2017

Poop sock

A sock used as temporary storage for human excrement (usually shit) generally used by people who either don't have access to toilets, or hardcore gamers who also don't have access to a toilet because you can't pause online games, mom.

Oh shit mom sound the poop sock, forgot to throw it out after the roblox gaming shesh!

Poop sock by TWEFJ November 29, 2019

poop room

The room containing the crapper.

"Where did all them bindle bunnies go?"

"Oh, they all in the poop room, I think..."

poop room by Commode Mouth September 17, 2006

Poop shower 

When a person runs out of toilet paper in the bathroom and has to take a shower as a result

Roommate 1: Hey JC, we have any toilet paper left? or paper towels, ANYTHING?!?!
Roommate 2: Nope sry.
Roommate 1: guess I have to take a poop shower :-/

Poop shower by MR. DNICK@CHEECK June 27, 2010