Plumty

A “plumty” is male who is usually fatherless but is very handsome and gets loads of women

“Plumty is so handsome”

“Yeah I know,but doesn’t he not have a dad”

“Yeah but he’s very good looking

by Burnley man April 3, 2022

Plumpy’Nut

A weird bar thing that lets dying children stop dying

Dying Kid #1 - "Hey man, you got a Plumpy’Nut leftover?"

Dying Kid #2 - "Nah man, we gon die"

by Piechan April 5, 2022

Plumbing Contract

When a woman wants you to lay some pipe, to the exclusion of all others. Contingent on you getting the job done in a satisfactory fashion.

We've been fucking the last couple weeks and she loves how I get it done. I've officially got her Plumbing Contract.

by Dave a Klein April 6, 2022

plumbonianious

relating to the topic or practice of plumbonianionism

"Hey bro, I just became plumbonianious."
"How the fuck are you alive after 24 shots of heroin?"

by retlangeration May 9, 2022

plumpet

A portly British man who has an affinity for scruffy American mechanics.

Cindy - "Did you see that hot bearded mechanic at the bar?"

Lucy - "Sorry Cindy, looks like he's here with that plumpet."

by Skunda May 13, 2022

plumpleberry

Fecal matter stuck on the penis after heterosexual anal sex

I woke this morning with a plumpleberry stuck in my pubic hair.

by Woolly May 14, 2022

Plumping

The act of gluing objects to your arse or other common anatomic parts.

People who do this are also commonly referred to as plumpers

Janet, stop plumping your lips and get back to school!

by KittyKatty905 May 15, 2022