Mystery Nut

When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.

"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."

by Noir May 11, 2018

nut god

A nut god is a man who can nut largely and repeatedly to a girl even if he's nutted 1 time already Nut gods are usually black dude's but can be other races

Tiffany: My man is a nut god
Brescia: For real?
Tiffany: Yeah he nutted 3 times and it was alot

by The Universal Exploiter March 18, 2018

nutting up

"Going crazy" or "manning up"

I'm was so mad, I was nutting up in there!
Why don't you try nutting up and ask her to the dance?

by Melhon96 April 18, 2016

nut chips

Giving someone a hand full of chip to which you have rubbed upon your scrotum!

Joe Ate hunter's nut chips

TRUE STORY

by DR SEXY M.D. May 1, 2016

Nut drag

To drag one's scrotum over the belongings of one's acquaintances.

If he doesn't come back from the bathroom soon I'm totally gonna nut drag his sandwich.

by Lenny the Fish September 21, 2016

nut show

Similar to the term 'freak show' or 'shit show' this is a way to describe ones life or a situation as being chaotic, crazy and unpredictable, but also a hot mess. Is also associated with the word 'nuts' meaning crazy.

'My love life is a complete nut show!'

by Nutshow September 6, 2016

salty nut

When she succ you through your Tommy boxers but doesn't finish so you have to jack off on your own to cum.

Yo, this chick gave me a salty nut last night after I paid for dinner wtf

by Kinkouuuu September 5, 2016