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Nut time

A British tradition in the lead up to Christmas where a variety of nuts (usually but not always including chestnuts) are consumed at a certain time every day.
Dan: "Are you ready for nut time Nora?"
Eleanor: "You bet I am. Get the microwave ready, I'm bringing chestnuts today!"
by Pip Spencer November 16, 2020
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Nut dong

When you're about to nut inside a girl and she pulls your sack down so you last a little longer.
Helen: Steve was about to blow his load and I gave him a nut dong.

Ashley: well at least you got 5 more minutes out of him
by Jimmybulger December 5, 2016
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Nut gloop

I spread my nut gloop all over her booty like a boss.
by N-NANI?! June 28, 2018
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Nut Buddies

Like blood brothers in a way, but closer. There are several ways that two can become nut buddies, of which all include mixing “nut” (no homo though). For instance, if y’all are tappin the same girl at the same time, and your splooge mixes, you are then nut buddies (this is not to be confused with Eskimo brothers). Any instance where y’all niggas mix nut in a non-homo fashion makes you nut buddies. This usually means you have such an unbreakable (purely straight) relationship that y’all have mixed your potential offspring.
So Zach and I were tappin the same girl, and our cum mixed, we nut buddies now.
by Kpedaddy69 April 18, 2018
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nut dew

The name given to moisture found on a man's scrotum first thing in the morning.
Mandy: Your balls are so sweaty!
Randy: It's not sweat it's nut dew
by Nut Burger May 13, 2014
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upper nut

i popped one of his nuts with that upper nut.
by Jumper1993 May 29, 2011
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Dunk nuts

The game of dipping your nuts/scrotum into a hot cup of coffee(usually), usually with friends.
Friend: bro bet you cant beat me in dunk nuts.
Me: my children will boil before i lose to you!
by Skyeet_ November 1, 2019
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