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Full Retard

Going ~: not detecting a troll, doing something really stupid or asking a really dumb question.
You just went full retard. Never go full retard.
by Gouatsie June 10, 2015
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Retard Sandwich

When your'e working in between two other people on an assembly line and both of them happen to be lazy idiots who are totally incapable of doing their jobs.
Today at work was like being in a retard sandwich, I swear to God.
by Milton66 March 3, 2010
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retard school

Retard School actually an adjective rather than a noun. It is used to describe one who does something unusually retarded.
"Man, I totally forgot what eight times eight equals... I'm so retard school!"
by Ralph Macchio November 5, 2004
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food retarded

when you absolutely gorge yourself with so much food that you lack brain function- often happens at buffets or on holidays such as thanksgiving.
Duuuude!! I totally ate myself food retarded today!
by safadse December 4, 2010
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retard kitty

A really stupid kitty or cat who will act like it's retard owners by walking into doors, eating crap and shitting all over the floor.
man1:Ha ha! look at that retard kitty! its so stupid!
man2:ha ha yeah! hey thats connors cat!
man1: ha ha! connors a retard!
man2:ha ha!
by abz-kat July 31, 2006
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Retard Rocket

A disparaging term often used to refer to riders of a Special Needs bus. So-called because they often assume that we are all 'Retards', which is not true for several reasons,

A. being that many of us are autistic or have cerebral palsy, a seizure disorder or some sort of physical disability, or require a service dog due to phsychological problems, blindness, or deafness- none of the above being neccesarily congruent with Mental Retardation in any way, and in fact most often being accompanied by a normal or even Above Average, Gifted, or Genius IQ.

Reason B. is that while some children and young adults riding the so-called 'Retard Rocket' may have Down Syndrome or Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (fas)or, some other disability accompanied or characterised by Mental Retardation, they are in fact not 'Retards,' they are people, with personalities, emotions, talents, and challenges- and especially considering that there is no such thing as a 'Retard' because the word RETARD is, in fact, a verb, meaning 'to slow or stunt'.
Jerk #1: Hey, look, here comes the Retard Rocket! Here comes your bus, John!

John: Shut up! It's YOUR bus, noob!

Special Needs Rider: Actually, it's MY bus. I'd positively LOVE to stay and chat with you two LOVELY young gentlemen, but I'm afraid that I have AP Literature first period and I would just hate to be late for that, especially since we're doing an in-depth study of Snorri Sturluson's Eddas, both Poetic and Prose, and I am eternally enamoured of Norse Mythology. Although I must say, one of my favourites actually has to be Ragnarsdrápa, wouldn't you say? Well, I'd better go, or the aide will get angry. She's so testy! *to aide* Coming! *to jerks* Bye now!

*blank expressions*

Jerk #1: *Drools stupidly* Uhhhh...whaaatt?

Johnny: Uhhhm...Eye-Dee-Kay. Something about....Eddie?

Jerk #1: Isn't he, like, in our math class?
by Sithstress August 21, 2009
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History of the Retard

A collection of the various accounts of retards and stupid people from across the history of the universe.
I was looking at History of the Retard yesterday. Some of the things I found intellectually fascinating was one guy named Dan Recinto and, how he would pee on the toilet seat instead of into it.
by Chidori611 May 20, 2016
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