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Good Morning and God Bless

To take a shit, drink coffee and have an egg salad at the same time.
"Ethan I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"

"Good Morning, God Bless, Hila"

"What?"

"It's a Good Morning and God Bless"
by hilakleiner420 May 23, 2018
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Good Morning

What a person who always trys to be positive says when there thinking WHY THE HELL DID I HAVE TO WAKE UP or GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE JERRY I TOLD YOU ONLY ONE MOVIE WITH MY DAUGHTER WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE but this word only works if it is around 5am - 11am
*Walks out of room and sees daughter with boyfriend from last night still* WELL GOOD MORNING!!
by Really Orange Juice May 1, 2022
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good morning and god bless

Eating egg salad and drinking coffee while shitting in the morning.
“Ethan what are you doing?”
“I’m taking a ‘Good Morning and God Bless’ just open the door
by AllisonAuto May 23, 2018
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Morning Puddle

When a girl wakes up and her pussy's wet. Like how a guy has morning wood.
I just woke up and my pussy's soaked! I have morning puddle, let's fuck! :D
by Emma Cakes February 28, 2011
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Oh, oh in the morning

Something you say when you're trying to fake losing your mind or being too tired, but don't want to sound whiny.
Example 1: "Sandra" at work doesn't like "Velma" so they're always in a pissed off mood or say something snarky when Velma arrives to work. Velma starts singing, "Oh, oh in the morning time." to avoid saying hi to them.

Example 2: "Sandra" looks at "Velma" like they want to start a conversation and Velma doesn't like them enough so Velma starts singing "Oh, oh in the morning." and dazes off into a sleep there afterwards.
by BWitched January 8, 2022
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morning twist

Phil: 'Ah shit, I'm so fucked from last night!'
Greg: 'Morning twist?'
Phil: 'I'm on it!'
by Participant selection March 2, 2012
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Eskimo Morning

When you get a blowjob with iced coffee in their mouth.
I thought I woke up in an igloo when my girlfriend gave me an Eskimo morning.
by Lord_Veilous_Pinny September 20, 2019
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