Magician

Magician is a person who has passed the age of 30 years old and is still a virgin.

Person 1: Dude I finally became a magician!
Person 2: dude where did you learn?
Person 1: no I mean i'm 30 years old today.
Person 2: and?...
Person 1: and i'm still a virgin!
Person 2: dude, get some help..

by Invalid Silver April 8, 2019

Magic Johnson Virus

A slag term that refers to the HIV virus that was contracted by Lakers legend Magic Johnson.

I swear if that mother fucker calls me a faggot again , I’ll give him a syringe of the Magic Johnson Virus.

by Chefondvd April 26, 2019

Magician Father

A father who instantly disappears from his children's life soon after they are born (similar to the way a magician instantly disappears) leaving the mother to raise the family all by herself. Magician Fathers are often seen on the TV show "Maury"

Abra cadabra, alacazam, and my Magician Father magically disappeared from my life. Now he's on Maury. No Surprise.

by bendy corgi March 11, 2019

Magic

Magic is a set of instructions telling energy on how it must behave and what it must do without violating the laws of the physical universe.

*I can't think of any example on how to use Magic in a sentence, I'm so sorry*

by Mijin_ang July 8, 2019

magic taco

When a woman inserts magic mushrooms into her cooch.

Susie wanted Tom to eat her magic taco, so that they could both get high.

by schoonmaker July 27, 2019

magic week

A magic week is a week where someone will be high everyday in that week. Each night he will be more high than the previous day.

Creating then a perfect week
Only one did until this day. A named JC from France born in 11/09/1994

-Damn, Daniel is so high right now

- Yes he is trying the magic week

by Risjo September 25, 2019

magic week

Reference to the perfect week of HIMYM, the magic week is when someone get high 7 straight days, each time getting more high.

-Where is Joris?

- he s dead after trying the magic week

by Risjo September 26, 2019