Power Logs

Ridiculously strong calves.
Jim: Sam tried to jump into the pool from the deck yesterday. Broke the boards.

Jack: DAYUM. Dude's got friggin' power logs, huh?
by Fireofury October 22, 2014
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Clean log

The act of excreating a turd so cleanly no wiping is required
Guy:I just had the fattest clean log dude
Guy2: dats grim fam
by Clean log November 17, 2017
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Muskoka Log Jam

When at the point of ejaculation, the man places the tip of his penis firmly against the woman's ear canal and releases his cum. After shooting his cum into the woman's ear he uses his finger or a q-tip to jam the cum into the ear canal as deep as possible.
I met this girl at the bar yesterday. Took her home and gave her a Muskoka Log Jam.
by Huxtable Smithers January 19, 2025
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Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.
Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.
by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013
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Stealth log

A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.
Mathilde dropped a stealth log while Joe was in the shower.
by The poop dog June 10, 2018
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