Baby Oil used as masturbation lube because you no longer have money for good lube. All because your wife talked you into having a baby just about 9 months before she decided that her vagina is some temple you're not worthy of praying in... and who the hell knew diapers were so expensive!!
Dude we never see you anymore, glad you could make it out tonight... *sniff* *sniff* .. Why do you smell like a girl..?
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off
by Thedude78 September 20, 2013
Get the Johnson's Johnson Saucemug. Director and writer of great films such as Knives Out. Also the subject of hatred that goes to such personal level by Star Wars fanboys (not fans, but fanboys) just because he wrote and directed The Last Jedi, which was doomed from the beginning, regardless of who made it.
Star Wars fanboy: Rian Johnson is the worst director ever! He ruined Star Wars!
Me: Really? A film series that has always been hit and miss? Also, if he’s the worst director ever, then why was Knives Out so awesome and fun?
Star Wars fanboy: Ummm… ummm… because he directed The Last Jedi
Me: Really? A film series that has always been hit and miss? Also, if he’s the worst director ever, then why was Knives Out so awesome and fun?
Star Wars fanboy: Ummm… ummm… because he directed The Last Jedi
by BuffaloBillsFan2005 July 13, 2022
Get the Rian Johnsonmug. Bartholomew Johnson is a one of a kind talking pup. He speaks, he barks, he humps. Barthy for short, he doesn’t know when to shut his mouth. But to know the pup is to love the pup
Bartholomew Johnson was very excited when he found out he was spending the weekend with his wifey and not his ex hubby.
by Xojojonoss May 26, 2022
Get the Bartholomew Johnsonmug. One of Elias’s many names he goes by in highschool. Some might say he’s more buff than meets the eye.
by Daddy Sin October 4, 2021
Get the Dwayne “The Rock” Johnsonmug. by Cranberry Johnson May 30, 2018
Get the Cranberry Johnsonmug. Sara is a chill girl. Her favorite cuz is Suzie even thought she doesn’t know how to spell her name. She’s also goes by honest Abe.
by chesterspuffyboy July 6, 2022
Get the Sara Johnsonmug. A condom
by Lil circumcised November 24, 2019
Get the Johnson Jacketmug.