4 door vw that needs to die, the gayest car ever made, preferred by women and homosexuals, only availiable in automatic or dick shit, reverse gear is an optional upgrade, these cars are extremely popular in hillcrest and san fransisco.
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1) April 14th, 2009 vs Tampa Bay:
Michael Kay: We're certainly getting used to those Jeterian swings.
David Cone: and Jeter hits it, back, to the wall, and gone! A Jeterian home run!
2) Lucretia attempted to deliver her baby through the natural means, but since the baby was conceived during a botched bionic sea-horseing, it was grossly deformed and she had to deliver via Jeterian Section
Michael Kay: We're certainly getting used to those Jeterian swings.
David Cone: and Jeter hits it, back, to the wall, and gone! A Jeterian home run!
2) Lucretia attempted to deliver her baby through the natural means, but since the baby was conceived during a botched bionic sea-horseing, it was grossly deformed and she had to deliver via Jeterian Section
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A glorious hoax from VW to convince urban yuppies that German engineering r0x0rz. The fact is that, after owning one for some period of time, it is inevitable to come to the conclusion that the car is ghey, the engineering is ghey, and the company is ghey. I quit buying Ford products because they were ghey, but after owning a Jetta (brand new from the factory when I got it) for 40k miles, it is obviously a far more ghey car. Not to be confused with gay. Ghey. Say it with me now....ghey.
A glorious hoax from VW to convince urban yuppies that German engineering r0x0rz. The fact is that, after owning one for some period of time, it is inevitable to come to the conclusion that the car is ghey, the engineering is ghey, and the company is ghey. I quit buying Ford products because they were ghey, but after owning a Jetta (brand new from the factory when I got it) for 40k miles, it is obviously a far more ghey car. Not to be confused with gay. Ghey. Say it with me now....ghey.
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