There is only one Super Jesus. One man. The greatest man alive. He is the father of God. Feed him Berries and Cream Starbursts while doing the Little Lad dance and he will be very pleased. He can read your mind and see your future. He loves dinosaurs. Especially in the form of a shaped rubber band. SJ loves to sing R&B songs in his car using his angelic voice.He is more attractive then anyone. Even Chace Crawford. He has no kneecaps. He is crazy buff. But never has to work out. And he has a sunkissed bronze glow year-round. His impressions are supreme. He loves watching YouTube videos. Such as Kittens Inspired By Kittens and Top 60 Ghetto Black Names. He is very funny. Super Jesus also loves to eat at Chick-Fil-A. Just be sure he gets a Chicken Sandwich and Waffle Fries. For Free. He has a tendency to refer to people as "goobs" and "goobers". He will respond to SJ, Super J, Super Jesus, or Sir.
Daaayuuum. Look at Super Jesus. That man makes me laugh so hard that I fall off my dinosaur! And look at how masculine and handsome he is!
by Lil Guuurl August 31, 2010
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Get the De Jesus mug.Black Jesus: Amare Stoudemire's alter-ego. At times, he displays such divine talent that he can only be referred to as "The Black Jesus".
Rob: "Holy crap, Amare must have flown like 10 feet in the air for that dunk."
Bob: "Black Jesus strikes again!"
Bob: "Black Jesus strikes again!"
by What it is June 3, 2007
Get the black jesus mug.The son of Raptor-God. Born from the virgin Raptor-Mary. He got nailed to a wooden stake, he then ate the stake escaping an untimely death. He led the Raptor-Revaluation, Pwnd Hitler, Invented Nuclear physics, destroyed the dinosaurs for they would not follow his ways, AND took on: Freddie Kruger, Michael Myers, Jason, Alien, and Pretor... He won.
"Raptor-Jesus went extinct for our sins!"
"It's like witnessing the birth of Raptor-Jesus, having the young God look into your eyes, and he says his first words... and it's you name!"
"It's like witnessing the birth of Raptor-Jesus, having the young God look into your eyes, and he says his first words... and it's you name!"
by ILoveRaptor-Jesus16725 February 13, 2009
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Get the Jesus Christmas mug.A reference to a peace outside of the worlds's common reference to peace, usually used by Christian or "saved" urban youth to bring to remembrance the necessity to do what Christ has instructed.
Denotes an event or situation where grace or forgiveness is necessary to avoid negative confrontation.
Also used as a salute between members of common Christian belief.
Denotes an event or situation where grace or forgiveness is necessary to avoid negative confrontation.
Also used as a salute between members of common Christian belief.
Giving advice to walk away:
Ay man throw up that Jesus Peace and walk away man, its not worth it.
In Greeting:
Ay My Dude! Jesus Peace, wuzup?
A Call of Pride Representing Joy in having faith, in departing:
JEEESSUUZZZZZZ PEACEEE!!!!
Ay man throw up that Jesus Peace and walk away man, its not worth it.
In Greeting:
Ay My Dude! Jesus Peace, wuzup?
A Call of Pride Representing Joy in having faith, in departing:
JEEESSUUZZZZZZ PEACEEE!!!!
by thejA!RU April 15, 2009
Get the Jesus Peace mug.A saying to be used to replace "Jesus Christ!" Often used throughout gaming and when one is surprised.
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