Jizz-Kill Theory

Includes feeling regretful,and outlandishly weird after a sexual encounter. Usually on one night stands. Most notably, you are not attracted to the person afterwards.

Bob -"Hey Dude...did you fuck her?"

Joe -"Awe shit man, it was a Jizz-Kill Theory."

Joe - "After I got done, I felt like I wanted to hang myself."

Bob - "YES! I warned you about the Jizz-Kill Theory"

by Yeha_Brother October 19, 2008

How to kill yourself

Don't do it. Life is difficult but you'll make bub <3 your enough and amazing! You dont need to try to be enough because you've always been enough : I love you

Person 1: I looked up how to kill yourself last night
Person 2: you can always reach out to me, your so important and matter

by :]]]]]]]] October 16, 2020

DON'T KILL YOURSELF

When you have good friends they'll tell you not to killyourself

GIRL:IMMA KILL MYSELF
BOY:NO DON'T KILL YOURSELF
GIRL:WHY?
BOY:BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

by JayteKz-Cross My Heart January 7, 2019

Voldemort Kills Snape

A major spoiler for the final Harry Potter book. Someone managed to get Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows early, and scanned every single page of it. A complete spoiler list was uploaded to Ebaumsworld, and from there people dressed up as Nigras and spoiled the entire series ending for fans.

This event was almost exactly like the "Snape kills Dumbledore" phenomenon.

ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Voldemort kills Snape!

by nigrajones July 18, 2011

Kill a furry Month

The "Kill a furry month" lasts between feb 23 and mrch 30th.

the fetness gram passer test is.. kill a furry month

by dad(real) February 25, 2022

Kill a Femboy day

On 20th of July, everyone can kill a femboy and the femboys may not fight back.

guy 1: Hey did you know it's Kill a Femboy day?
guy 2: i am about to kill those bitches!!!!!

by nigganigga1nigganigga July 19, 2022

the shit that killed elvis

a tasty kind of weed. it killed elvis cause its so damn good. if you hear that its going around you town, snatch that shit, no gimmicks. then let me know so i can get my fingers on it too@! Mmmm its so green and has these little yellow hairs all over it and it looks like it got rained on by thc.

Joe: You want some of the shit that killed elvis?

Me: Nigga I been a fiend of the shit that killed elvis since you picked it up last week!

by Rai Bai Bai February 19, 2009